Thursday, July 8, 2010

Oh... i must share this one thing.... i was officiting as an operations adjutant in my work place which involved coordinating of all flying tasks of the entire station... a very pre occupied kinda job... my extn no was 2035 and there was this hosp in agra whose extn no was also the same(or so.... i assume).
everyday starting around 10am i used to get calls enquiring about various doctors n surgeries n their relatives from restless people. Like this person called up..."haan main bol raha hoon.. hamri biwi ka pet ma darad hove hai... dactar saab kab aayenge?" initiallly i politely declined the wrong no.... 2 mins later..."haan... jee main munnu ki maa... apreson ka kharach kitna bola tha?" .... to which i again tried to explain to the very concerned munnu's mom.... but to utter dismal....
the hosp staff wud`ve never realised until i called them one day after the... now irritating innumerable calls... started takin a toll on my actual flying co ordination.
one day i had an idea....trrring..... triing... the phone rang..."hellloooo madamji..... oo yadavji ko bol dena ki jo paint hai... ooo ham saniwar shyam ku karva denge.. par uska kharcha double hoga ab. maane ab 6000rs hoga"
ohkkkkkk... enuf.... i thot..." accha jee... waise saniwar se agle saniwar ku aspataal bandh hoga... to aap agle raviwar ayega aur yadav saab bol rahe the ki ooo 10000rs denge.... magar kaam hona chaahiye... dhanyawaad..."
heeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaa... now this was fun... and a good 2 min break from the usually hectic schedule.
days passed by and i kept on playing similar pranks.... and for ur info... the calls had reduced......
then another wiery afternoon the voice at the other end says..." aah madamjee... hum kanhaiya...."
i say.."haanji boliye... kaisan ho???'
"ooo madamjee... oo paint ka.... yadav jee hai..."
paint???? yadav jee???? i took some time to recollect..."oh accha.... i sobbed... woh... woh toh bhagwaan ko pyaare ho gaye.... kitne dayaalu the woh..."
"ye kaisan ho gaya... thoda der pehle baat hua tha unse hamra..."
"accha.... woh abhi abhi chal base....(sob...)"
and i hung up....

heeeehahahaheheh... i know i sounded wicked... but sometimes thats the only alternative i had to tackle such unwanted... already warned calls....
now when i luk back... i have a naughty grin on my face.... and a story to tell u all... and hence i hereby officially write..... my.... kinda... first blog!!!!
and if ur wondering if the calls have stopped........ u bet they had to!!!!
HAPPY CHATTING!!!

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